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Analyzing Christianity

Discernment emergency ahoy! A ‘plethora of false teachings’ are wrecking Christianity!

Chris Carpenter has discernment on his mind. Well, that and train travel, apparently. But discernment is his main preoccupation. Recently, he had a guest on his podcast who has identified ‘7 Lies That Can Really Mess Up Your Faith.’ You’ll be happy to know that proper discernment fixes all of Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 months07/29/2023 ago
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Using the Doctrinal Yardstick to spot legalism (is impossible)

It’s fun to watch evangelicals accuse other Christians of legalism. And we all know why, right? It’s because they’ll never, ever convince anybody else of their opinions. All they have to evaluate anything is their own Doctrinal Yardstick, and it is not marked with any earthly—or really even any meaningful—measures. Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 months07/22/2023 ago
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Complementarianism, divine callings, and the Doctrinal Yardstick

In complementarianism, evangelical leaders demand that women reject leadership roles in their churches—alongside any hopes of achieving equality with men. And many women do obey these demands. It’s not uncommon at all to encounter evangelical women who gleefully stomp on other women’s talents and futures in the name of Jesus. Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 months07/17/2023 ago
evangelism is increasingly emotionally manipulative for a reason
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How and why predatory evangelism works

Last time we met up, I briefly mentioned an instance of truly predatory evangelism. Someone on the r/TrueChristian subreddit had tangled with what sounds like the slimiest evangelist in a pack of overqualified contenders. And our OP still has no idea in the world why this slimy recruiter is acting Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 months07/15/2023 ago
true christian™ attention seekers love a doctrinal yardstick
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A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ subreddit slams into the Doctrinal Yardstick

Every so often, I like to check out a subreddit (or “sub”) devoted to TRUE CHRISTIANS™. In fact, that is almost exactly its name: r/TrueChristian. The first time I ran into the sub, I thought it was satirical. Who knows, I thought. Maybe modern humor has finally escaped the event Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 months07/11/2023 ago
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Why evangelicals love demons and exorcisms

A recent story in Christian Post shares the dire experience of an evangelical church infested, apparently, with demons. Yes, real live demons. In this case, these demons apparently literally came out of their woodwork! And to fix their terrifying problem, the evangelicals in question doused the demons’ vessel in olive Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 3 months07/08/2023 ago
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How Christians rationalize their utter lack of miracles

When I said last time that evangelicals really did not like Hume’s attempt to wrangle miracles into coherence, I was not kidding around. Hume completely pissed in miracle claimants’ coffee cups. He raised the bar for miracles so high that no Christians could hope to clear it. No wonder they hate him!

By Captain Cassidy, 3 months07/03/2023 ago
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When miracles, the Titan sub, and reality collide

Once again, the tiresome immorality of miracles raises its ugly head. Five years ago, Christians rejoiced in Jesus’ apparent decision to rescue a bunch of kids stranded inside a dangerous Thai cave. This time, the people Jesus refused to rescue sat inside the ill-fated Titanic sightseeing submarine. Today, we’ll explore Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 3 months07/01/2023 ago
Just Jesus harder to cure depression! | roll to disbelieve
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Evangelicals must Jesus harder to fight depression

When evangelical leaders tell their flocks to Jesus harder, they’re not just hoping to fix declines in membership and cultural power. They’re also hoping the flocks will use that non-solution to fix serious mental illnesses—like depression. Today, I’ll show you how they think this process should work, why it never Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 3 months06/24/2023 ago
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New evangelical demands to Jesus harder to reverse declines

Two headlines at Christian Post reveal evangelicals’ usual strategy for dealing with decline—demands for evangelicals to Jesus harder. If they’ll just do that, these two columnists assure their readers, then all those silly little declines will vanish into the mists of memory. But it ain’t so. Today, we’ll talk about Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 3 months06/19/2023 ago

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