Greetings, subjects citizens! We, your most gracious and beneficent Timperator* of Man**, continue to cover you with our aegis against the Terrible Secret of Space, no matter how quiet we may have become.
That being said: I'm still angry, I'm even more lefty than I was, but now I've lost my gender somewhere behind the couch. Oh no!
* sometimes Timperatrix, sometimes... well... there's not really a gender-neutral form.
** the archaic root of wereman/woman is retained for poetic effect.
That being said: I'm still angry, I'm even more lefty than I was, but now I've lost my gender somewhere behind the couch. Oh no!
* sometimes Timperatrix, sometimes... well... there's not really a gender-neutral form.
** the archaic root of wereman/woman is retained for poetic effect.
