Make bad cookies?
Fuck, that sucks, I'm sorry hon. Maybe low-carb cookies? The kind called "breakfast cookies" are good but lower on the glycemic scale. They're an acquired taste but they might be along the right lines? Ugh, you've probably already thought of this, I'll shut up and just say I'm sorry, I know exactly what that combo of "wants cookies" and "has these conditions" means, and I wish I could help.
I'm going to make him the chocolate truffles I make for my boyfriend, which involve a lot of chocolate, whey powder, coconut and almond flour, and almond milk. They taste very chocolate truffle. LIke whoa. So that may help. They are also very filling, given the protein.
That may be the only way to do it. They sound a bit like fitness nuts' protein balls.
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