Y’all, for a while now I’ve been referring to Donald Trump as evangelicals’ golden calf idol. That said, I could not have possibly imagined that someone would make an actual golden statue of Donald Trump to wheel into this year’s Monsters’ Ball, CPAC (Conservative Political Action Convention). That ostentatious statue has become the butt of jokes all across the internet, and for good reason. But it reveals something desperately important about evangelicals: their complete lack of self-awareness. Today, let me show you how evangelicals could end up in a political party that casts a literal golden calf idol of their metaphorical golden calf idol, and how none of this mockery will matter in the end.