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this time for sure, everyone, totes for realsies this time | roll to disbelieve
Analyzing Christianity

September 23rd Rapture: This time for sure!

It’s been a hot minute since the last Rapture scare, but here’s the newest one. Various grifters have latched onto September 23, 2025 as the big day when Jesus whisks all five TRUE CHRISTIANS™ on Earth up to Heaven, leaving nothing but clothes on the ground to mark where they Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 months09/22/2025 ago
no war but class war thank you | roll to disbelieve
Analyzing Christianity

Franklin Graham wants everyone to know Armageddon is still Any Day Now™

Within the serried ranks of nepo babies, Franklin Graham reigns supreme. Out of all of them, he might be the best known and most successful. He’s parlayed his daddy’s evangelism empire into a generational dynasty by playing upon his audience’s biggest fears. But that audience has aged, and he along Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 5 months07/07/2025 ago
mega review of the late great planet earth | roll to disbelieve
Analyzing Christianity

Movie Review: The Late Great Planet Earth (1978)

Last time we met up, we talked about the recent death of Hal Lindsey, who wrote The Late Great Planet Earth. The book made Lindsey a mint and guaranteed him a lucrative career in evangelical prophecy. In 1978, eight years after the publishing of that book, its movie version came Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 10 months01/10/2025 ago
it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine | roll to disbelieve
Analyzing Christianity

The late great Hal Lindsey and the death of a failed prophet

The famous—or perhaps more accurately infamous—Endtimes prophet Hal Lindsey recently died. His passing produced surprisingly little fuss outside of evangelicalism. Irony may have a sense of humor there, since Jimmy Carter also recently passed too, and almost everyone seems to be talking about him. It seems strange even to put Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 11 months01/06/2025 ago
jack hibbs knows how to work the flocks | roll to disbelieve
Analyzing Christianity

Jack Hibbs shows us how evangelical leaders use the culture wars

A recent editorial at Christian Post (archive) featured a sermon about spiritual warfare from a pastor named Jack Hibbs. Hibbs leads a church named Calvary Chapel Chino Hills, California. And apparently Hibbs’ congregation enjoys hearing lies out of their pastor, because he certainly provides them with a solid stream of Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 years02/17/2024 ago
the endtimes as usual I guess | roll to disbelieve
Analyzing Christianity

It’s important to keep the flocks living in fear of the Endtimes

Oh, I loved this recent opinion piece from Christian Post about the Endtimes (archive). It’s just so very old-school evangelical, and it will no doubt hit its mark with its intended target audience. This time around, our Endtimes fearmonger is Dan Delzell, a frequent contributor to the site. He might even Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 years02/12/2024 ago
Analyzing Christianity

Rapture Rapture everywhere, and not an empty pile of clothes to be found

A number of Christians confidently predicted that the Rapture would occur by September 23, 2023.

Spoiler: No Rapture occurred. But this failure won’t deter potential prophets any more than it ever has. It works too well.

By Captain Cassidy, 2 years09/26/2023 ago
the endtimes are always upon us | roll to disbelieve
Analyzing Christianity

Reminder! The Endtimes are still totally happening any day now

Endtimes believers tend to have very short memories for their own predictions. But today’s example was surprising, even by their very expansive standards. Today, we’ll trace an interesting shift in how Endtimes hucksters sell their products to worried evangelicals. (Some evangelicals prefer to write the term as separate words: the Read more…

By Captain Cassidy, 2 years07/31/2023 ago
Oh boy, yet another rapture! | Roll to Disbelieve
Analyzing Christianity

Evangelicals still yearn for the Rapture with the ‘Prophecy Pros’

Let’s check out yet another pair of Rapture hucksters today, the howlingly self-described ‘Prophecy Pros,’ and see how they build upon evangelicals’ existing folk-beliefs about the end of the world.

By Captain Cassidy, 3 years11/19/2022 ago
prophecies and false prophets and flipping tables and all that
Analyzing Christianity

Gene Bailey: Testing an evangelical’s prophecies

the first place, they tend to fail utterly at any accuracy. And evangelicals can’t help but make endless specific predictions. Today, I want to show you a whole bunch of evangelical prophecies–and then, let’s see how they actually turned out.

By Captain Cassidy, 4 years05/14/2022 ago

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