How I Wish Christian Bigots Would Respond to the SCOTUS Decision

Ever since the case was announced on the docket for this summer, fundagelicals have been praying their little hearts out that SCOTUS would decide against equal marriage. They’ve starved themselves and even agitated for and threatened civil war–all to deny same-sex couples the same rights they have. I guess it’s more practical than threatening people with meteor strikes or even as hilariously extreme as threatening to set themselves on fire, but it’s still all so histrionic. And despite their threats and their whining and their tantrums and their entreaties toward the ceiling, they still lost.

How I Wish Christian Bigots Would Respond to the SCOTUS Decision.

Ever since the case was announced on the docket for this summer, fundagelicals have been praying their little hearts out that SCOTUS would decide against equal marriage. They’ve starved themselves and even agitated for and threatened civil war–all to deny same-sex couples the same rights they have. I guess it’s more practical than threatening people with meteor strikes or even as hilariously extreme as threatening to set themselves on fire, but it’s still all so histrionic. And despite their threats and their whining and their tantrums and their entreaties toward the ceiling, they still lost.

Meet Nick and Sarah Jensen, Two More Christian Bigots Upset That Other People Are Happy

Meet Christian bigots and hypocrites Nick and Sarah Jensen from Australia. They’re committed Christians who have children together and have been married for ten years. And they really, really, really hate gay people. They recently told their local news site that if equal marriage laws pass in their country, they’re prepared to get a divorce in protest. No, really.

Meet Nick and Sarah Jensen, Two More Christian Bigots Upset That Other People Are Happy.

Meet Christian bigots and hypocrites Nick and Sarah Jensen from Australia. They’re committed Christians who have children together and have been married for ten years. And they really, really, really hate gay people. They recently told their local news site that if equal marriage laws pass in their country, they’re prepared to get a divorce in protest. No, really.