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God’s Club: Why Fundagelical Movies Create Such Polarized Opinions.

I’ve been doing reviews of Christian movies for a while now. And unsurprisingly, I have been uniformly unimpressed because Christian media is uniformly awful. But to hear Christians themselves talk about “their” movies, these are all masterpieces. Epics. Perhaps marginally flawed here and there, but essentially wonderful. Everyone else is left to wonder if they’re even seeing the same movies these Christians are praising. I’m not surprised at all to see this lopsided reception.

By Captain Cassidy, 10 years08/26/2016 ago

Analyzing Christianity

God’s Club: The Mega-Review

I just noticed a movie pop up on my Netflix thing that sounded so ludicrous that I had to run a review on it as soon as I could. The movie is God’s Club.

By Captain Cassidy, 10 years08/21/2016 ago

Analyzing Christianity

Fireproof: Making and Breaking the Promises.

That brand of Christianity makes some distinct promises to its adherents. If you do this, then you will get that. But it doesn’t actually follow through on those promises. Indeed, it really can’t. Instead it gives people something totally different. Today I want to talk about promises and Fireproof, and how this viewpoint stands up to reality.

By Captain Cassidy, 11 years09/06/2015 ago

Analyzing Christianity

Fireproof: Making Love Out of Nothing At All.

This movie echoes something I myself was taught as a young fundamentalist: that by doing loving things, one can create loving feelings in oneself and inspire loving feelings in a target. In other words, just like the old song by Air Supply put it, we were taught that we could make love out of nothing at all.

By Captain Cassidy, 11 years08/14/2015 ago

Analyzing Christianity

As Seen in Fireproof: The Love Dare, Or How to Get Divorced In Six Short Weeks.

You can’t really talk about Fireproof without talking about the Love Dare, and vice versa. Today I found out why that is.

By Captain Cassidy, 11 years08/12/2015 ago

Analyzing Christianity

Fireproof: Hunting Bears with an Umbrella.

(This is part of our Fireproof review week–here’s the review itself and here’s where I talk about how the movie assumes that only Christians can make marriage work. Consider this, like all my movie posts, full of ALL THE SPOILERS. Also, I’m popping this into our Unequally Yoked Club series Read more

By Captain Cassidy, 11 years08/07/2015 ago

Analyzing Christianity

The Unequally Yoked Club: Fireproof’s Fatal Assumption.

While someone might see this movie and assume–as I did repeatedly–that it was hawking a particular marriage advice manual, The Love Dare, that’s not entirely true. The characters repeatedly reference the book and laud how amazing it is and how much it’s helped their marriages, but the movie is quite clear about exactly what really saved Kirk’s marriage in the movie.

By Captain Cassidy, 11 years08/05/2015 ago

Analyzing Christianity

Fireproof Mega-Review.

Everybody can learn new things. Why, just this morning I figured out how to get italics into my blog post titles. So I knew going into this movie that it’s about Kirk Cameron’s character saving his marriage, so who knows, maybe I’ll learn some amazing new tips and tricks to use in my own relationships!

By Captain Cassidy, 11 years08/02/2015 ago

Analyzing Christianity

“Left Behind”‘s Grand Disguise.

This reboot of Left Behind is actually an imitation of a bog-standard disaster-on-a-plane movie.

But even in its attempt to slavishly imitate a specific genre of movies Americans got tired of in the 1980s, it couldn’t come anywhere near the quality and enjoyability of another take on the genre: 1980’s Airplane.

By Captain Cassidy, 11 years07/12/2015 ago

Analyzing Christianity

Left Behind: Where Dreams Finally Come True.

It’s a very ugly fantasy–the demonstration of a very broken psyche on display in the lewdest possible manner–and though the movie itself isn’t a critical masterpiece, seeing that fantasy marched across a screen for that runtime made me feel like I was reading some Nice Guy’s short story about his revenge on all those high school girls who rejected him long ago. It was that obvious and that disquieting to see this movie and think, “This is what they really think of us.”

By Captain Cassidy, 11 years06/24/2015 ago